Calling all Family and Friends - Missing Tooth to Report

On Thursday, October 30, 2008 I had a first. Yes - a first as a mom. I am now a mom of a boy with one missing tooth. It came out at school right after recess according to reports from my ultra brave 5 year old Liam. According to an afadavit delivered by the aforementioned subject the tooth had been loose for several weeks and despite the subject in question's father's best attempts to lour his son into schemes involving door knobs and string the son was not disuaded. The missing tooth was found as it fell backward into the subject's mouth and the tooth was quickly obtained and logged as evidence in the nurse's office while the subject reportedly smiled the biggest smile possible. The subject decided upon an orange tooth treasure chest for safekeeping and subject's mom tried to hold it toghther as it was proudly displayed at the close of the school day. After careful consideration and much detective work it was decided that pressing charges was way out of line. This thing happens all the time. So in the best interest of the parties involved it was decided that a specialist would be called in to dispose of the evidence - in this case the front lower left tooth. Our specialist - aka: the Tooth Fairy - arrived sometime that night to remove the tooth and left a mighty fine compensation for Liam. It is noted that we now have one more loose tooth so our specialist may have to be called in for a followup rebuttal visit. We will see. Right now we are just glad it was settled in a peaceful manner. And as always - no one got hurt.